A doctor and his wife were having a massive argument at breakfast. Voices rose, tempers flared, and in the heat of the moment he yelled:

“You aren’t so good in bed either!”

With that, he grabbed his things and stormed off to work, still fuming.

But by mid-morning, guilt started creeping in. The more he replayed the argument, the worse he felt. Finally, he decided to call home and apologize.

When his wife didn’t answer right away, he got irritated again.

After several rings she finally picked up.

He snapped, “What took you so long to answer?”

Her reply made him freeze:

“I was in bed.”

He swallowed hard. “In bed? At this time?! Why?”

She calmly said:

“Getting a second opinion.”

And just like that… the doctor realized he definitely lost that argument.