Finally, after an hour, his phone buzzed. It was a message from his wife:

“The clothes are washed, your favorite dish is ready… and I’ve also packed your bags. You and your new car can go live happily ever after!”

He quickly replied,
“Wait wait! I was just joking about the car… 😬”

She replied,
“And I was just joking about the dinner. Enjoy the leftovers.”